Of Course You're Permanently Jobless. You're Old. You Suck.

"Nearly 44 percent of unemployed workers older than age 55 had been out of work for at least a year, compared with 12 percent of the unemployed workers under age 20. See Figure 3 and Table 1." (A Year or More: The High Cost of Long-Term Unemployment - 2012 Update).

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